in need of some libation

today is one of those days where large quantities of alcohol seem like an absolute necessity. sadly, i don't have any alcohol at the moment.
i normally deal very well with stress. i mean, lets face it folks; my lifestyle means that stress is a given. most days i tough it out and come out on the other side feeling a-ok. today i feel like the next person that talks to me might get their eyeballs gouged out with an icepick. okay, so not really. the point is that today is one of those days where i've just had enough. so of course that means it is also a day where work is crazy and my kids have apparently forgotten how to listen and have become the spawn of satan.
exercise would be good right now. but i can't take a run because my oldest child is not home, and even in my mentally disturbed state, i still realize it is a bad idea to leave 3 children ages 7 and under at home alone. the house might be a big pile of ash when i returned. and no, i don't do exercise with dvd's. i need fresh air. truth be told i haven't had the time to run in months. with the schedule that we keep around here i'm going to have to start getting up at the asscrack of dawn every fucking morning if i want to get a run in. and i'm not a morning person at all. i hate morning, in fact.
sex would be great too. but i'm kinda tired of the solo kind, and it's not like there are any hot men knocking down the door. and i think i'm hot, so i'm not sure why i'm currently stuck in an involuntary 6 year bout of celibacy. celibacy sucks. sex is good. at least i think i remember it being good.
so obviously that only leaves booze. and i don't fucking have any. excellent.